Christmas 2018

Oh…………………… HEY THERE!!!!!

How’s your face?
Has it fallen off recently?

Use some duct tape.
Did someone steal it?
I hate it when people steal my face.
A pepper spray works in those situations. 
………….Wait.
If you spray them… and they stole your face…
You just sprayed your own face!
You silly goose. ^_^
Anyways………………..……….
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What was I doing?
RIGHT! Thanks for telling me.
Christmas!
T’is the season….
Well….
T’was the season.
Christmas is over.
T’was the day after Christmas and all through the house,
all the creatures were stirring because everyone left to go to work.
Those creatures be crazy went y’all are gone!
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What was I doing?
My brain is being hyper today.
The Christmas spirit has possessed me!
……..a day late.
I feel all warm and tingly inside!
…… should I stop?
(That’s a Spongebob reference that only one person understood.)
I can’t focus on this blog post!
I’m also running off the excitement of being done with college!
I’M DONE!!
I GRADUATED!!
I talk about it in the video.
I’ll do a proper post about graduating in the future.
Right now, I NEED TO FOCUS ON CHRISTMAS!!
My brain is going everywhere.
It just ran away!
HOLD ON!!!
(3 hours later)
Ok, I’m back.
Usually my posts have a driving theme that relates to the video or something.
This one doesn’t.
Yeah it’s about Christmas, but we had a boring Christmas. 
So there’s not a lot to talk about.
Which is why I’m having issues typing this.
I have to make something out of nothing.
HERE WE GO!!
We had all our Christmas festivities on the 23rd.
There was a BOAT LOAD of people at our house.
A TITANIC LOAD!!!
……….wait…..
The Titanic sank and most of the people died, including Leonardo DiCaprio.
……………Ok then.
It was a Britannic load!
The Britannic was the sister ship to the Titanic that set sail two years after the accident.
It was larger than the Titanic and was designed to be much safer………
……..Oh……
It sunk during WW1 after hitting a naval mine.
To this day, it’s still the largest passenger ship that has sunk.
……………. MOVING ON!
There was a lot of people in the house, you get the point.
It was fun!
But there were too many kids.
You’ll see them flash by in the video.
Way too many.
It’s no secret in the family that I hate kids.
They’re annoying for about 16 years or until they realize their parents were right the whole time.
Or maybe it’s just our kids…..
They are old enough to read, so I should be nice and watch what I say.
If they are reading this, I would like to say…….
Y’all are annoying.
Grow up and get a job.
Have a nice day! ^_^
They know I don’t hate them.
They also know that they are annoying.
They’re self-aware and I respect that.
BACK TO CHRISTMAS!
……….well…..
That’s it.
I made fudge that I have eaten exclusively for the past 3 days.
You’ll see that in the video.
I hope the grandparents don't get mad about my showing their kitchen to the whole.
It’s not the cleanest.
It’s better than what it was!
I should get to working on that video as well.
The video of us cleaning out their house.
That’ll be fun to edit.
BACK!!! TO!!! CHRISTMAS!!!
We’ll skip ahead to test dart.
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Test dart?
Siri corrected yesterday into test dart.
Good job!
Yesterday on Christmas Day, we did nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
We already did all the Christmas stuff on the 23rd!
So there was nothing to do on Christmas Day.
It didn’t even snow. :-(
Last year was awesome.
We had a white Christmas!!
This year?
Pic
A BROWN CHRISTMAS!! YAY!!!!
It was sad.
But, it's not about the day anyways.
It’s about… well…. The LORD! DUH!
But it’s also about family and the time we spend together.
………. Ohhh that was cheesy.
Cheese just gushed from my iPad when I typed that.
Oh! It’s nacho cheese.
I need some chips.
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FOCUS!!
I think it’s time to talk about the photo.
This photo was simple and easy.
It’s black and white to show the blahness this year.
But, it’s still cheerful at the same time.
Especially with that little splash of red.
COMPARE!!

Hover your mouse (the computer one :-P) over the original picture to see the after editing one.
If you're on a touchscreen device, just tap on the picture. You may have to tap more than once.

That compared the selective coloring...
Now compare the other little adjustments that I did...

Lastly, compare all the changes that I did...

The last change that I didn't mention was cropping the photo.
It's not that important.
ONTO THE VIDEO!
The video covers all the Christmas shenanigans.
There’s also a long update part at the beginning where I fill you in on what going on.
SOME BIG THINGS ARE HAPPENING!
I’m still working on the Job Updates.
The big updates involve the job and they will be in the further explained in the job updates, but I needed to talk about now. 
I couldn’t wait for the job updates to get done.
IT’S SOME BIG NEWS!!

You can CLICK HERE to see the video or watch it below.



Alright.
That’s it.
I’m not going to do a New Year’s post, so I’ll see you next year!
I’ve got some things planned and I can’t wait!
I’LL SEE YOU THEN!!