Sunday, August 5, 2018

My Birthday 2018


(at 12:30pm)

Hello there!
Today is my birthday.
I’m not doing anything special this year, except for the photo.
There’s nothing important about this birthday.
They are getting to the point of boredom.

“Oh, it’s my birthday. Yaaaaayyy” in a monotone voice.
It’s to the point of not getting any presents.
No one gave me anything because we are all poor.
Sad times.
This birthday is important though.
Now that I’m 26, I’m no longer able to be on my parent's health insurance.
I’m no longer covered as a child.
I’M ALL OLD AND GROWN UP.
:-(
…hold up…. There’s a fly in my room…
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I think I got it.
Where was I?
Oh yes.
(Cries for three days)
I need to be an adult and get my own insurance…
Only one issue though….
…I GOTS NO MONIES!
I hope my lung doesn’t collapse anymore.
I’m still paying for the last time!
Anyways, other than that little mid-life crisis, I’m having a wonderful time.
We already went to a fancy restaurant and had my B-day dinner.
Today is just…. a me day.
I slept til 11…
I have yet to get out of bed…
It’s nice……
I’m looking two rods the future.
Wait…Two rods?
Siri, don’t autocorrect me like that.
TOWARDS….
I’m looking TOWARDS the future.
My job is kicking in.
I’m almost done with training.
We are almost past the one issue I had, which was not having a phone.
I did successfully sell my broken car to pay for a new phone.
It’ll arrive tomorrow!
Then, I can fully start working.
Things are looking up.
I’m finally in a place where I can say… I’m a professional!
I’m moving up in the world.
All this time grinding through college has paid off.
I’m almost done with college as well!
I would have already been done, but…. Yeah…. Pneumonia.
Things have never been better.
That’s really all I have to say.
Maybe I’ll think of more to add to this post later in the day.

(later in the day at 7:00pm)

I got a card!!
But it had no money.
>:-(
FINE!
I didn’t want anything.
I’m fine having nothing.
>:-(
Enough with the sarcasm….
I really don’t mind.
There’s nothing that I really NEED to have right now.
I’m still getting financial aid, so I have FREE MONEY!
People don’t need to spend their money on me.
Well, the day is coming to an end.
I have had the best lazy day today.
It was great.
However, tomorrow I have to get back to work.
My phone should arrive in the mail tomorrow.
Like I said, once I get that I can start working at my new job.
Also tomorrow, I’ll sell some of my old textbooks at the college bookstore.
AND LASTLY, I’m going to my Aunt’s house.
I need a house to practice on as a part of the training for the job and her’s is the only clean house in the family.
So, the next chapter of my journey starts tomorrow.

Today was the best way to finish off my QUARTER OF A CENTURY on this planet.

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